z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

guceubcuesu:

hey

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Watchu got there

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a skull that connects to my spine hbu

bring-me-the-whore-eyez-on:

grandmagrass:

here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree


Oh and they do look oh so delicious

hi:

"i don’t like to eat late snacks at night, it’s not healthy"

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ryutoran:

Current mood: Simon Pegg throughout most of Shaun of the Dead

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dstod:

i asked my dad if this picture summed up parenting and he nodded 

420doorcinemaclub:

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

r3d1sth3b3stcolor:

falcon-knight:

ok STORYTIME

my mom gave me this gift for my birthday

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at first i was like

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please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy

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but then i was like

oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl

and i-

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make a wish?

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i think i just became a magical girl.

coolest fucking gift ever

bagmilk:

when you’re talking to someone in class but only you get in trouble

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