religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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PARTYNEXTDOOR - Sex On The Beach
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obtuse-juice:

you know what guys? I don’t care, I don’t even need mario kart 8. my best friend from the future paid me a visit and gave me this

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that’s right

the 64th entry in the mario kart series. and I’m the first one to get a hold of it

oomshi:

i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch